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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|01:22 am] |
PRIVATE TO LANCEAre you going to see me off at the airport? |
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[Jan. 29th, 2010|09:37 pm] |
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WOW my and Katie's cousin flew in and totally surprised us!! She's taking us out clubbing tonight :) |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|08:40 pm] |
[FILTERED TO: Van Helsings]
I feel super super bad that we're planning on going to Europe for a month when a ton of other people are like LOL BYE GUYS!!! But I ALSO don't want to be that person who's like "LOL WE'RE ON A PLANE BYE" when the time comes so do you think we should tell people?? |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|06:29 pm] |
OMG congrats to all of the new RAs!!! That's so exciting :D Good luck w/ it!
[FILTERED TO: Cole Jones]
:) :) :) You're going to be a great RA!! |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2010|09:17 pm] |
FILTERED TO: VAN HELSINGS
What are we doing? |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2010|01:39 am] |
FILTERED TO: Lance, Arden, Katie
Ty for taking care of me at the party, you guys <33 |
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[Jan. 15th, 2010|03:37 pm] |
FILTERED TO: STUDENTS & FACULTY
Happy b-day Sveta, ilu! |
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[Jan. 11th, 2010|11:54 am] |
[backdated to last night because I faiiiiil]
OMG someone SHUT those fucking ghosts up RIGHT NOW I am trying to SLEEP
OH MY GOD |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|02:12 pm] |
FILTERED TO: Lance
Okay first, I am sorry. I really really am.
And second, I meant it when I said I didn't think that about you. [...] That is kind of a big deal to me and it usually isn't such a big deal to me. It totally happens, that's just the way it works out sometimes, and I am usually way better about but it's different and matters more now because I really like you. If I didn't I probably wouldn't be w/ you right now. I mean I'm not like physically with you right now but you totally know what I mean.
I'm really lonely and upset and I'm worried about everyone, even these stupid plants and vampires who are being jerks to me and think I'm being stupid when I'm just trying to make sure they don't do something stupid and die. I totally know what I'm doing and I'm upset people think I don't, even Godfrey thinks I'm stupid and I thought he and I were friends. I miss you and I miss Kate and I miss Arden and I'M PRETTY SURE THE PAINTINGS IN MY ROOM ARE STARING AT ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP SO I'M LIKE REALLY FREAKING OUT and I can't sleep--
But ok I am so so so so glad you were feeling better and having a good time with Billy and even Toni I know you don't like her so it's really nice to see you getting along w/ her. Please don't be upset w/ me and please please please please PLEASE for the love of god and baby jesus and all other things holy, stop worrying because it's going to give you wrinkles and not the good kind that you get from smiling. Okay? Okay. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2010|04:20 am] |
( FILTERED TO: GODFREY, BILLY, EKATERINA, SASHA. )
[FILTERED TO CASTLE OF ATRONTO STUDENTS: Anastasia, Ellie, Elwood, George, Godfrey, Grant, Ivy, Judy, Lettie, Victoria, Winston -- PLUS Billy, Kate, and Sasha]
Ok because stupid Count Toronto won't let us leave and is making us survive in his castle of Gothic tricks, I decided to write up a little survival tips thing for you guys:
ALWAYS WALK IN GROUPS OF AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE. Don't even go to the potty alone. Okay? This is SO important. I created a buddy system and you guys HAVE to stick to it and I WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T AND I WILL BE VERY VERY ANGRY. Like seirously angry, you don't want to see me angry. So just stick to the buddy system, ok? Okay :)
• Ellie, Lettie and Elwood ALSO KNOWN AS LETTIE AND THE ELLIES! :)
• Godfrey and Winston
• Victoria and Ivy (Victoria, do you prefer to go by Vicky or Victoria??)
• Grant and George
• Judy and Anastasia (Anastasia, do you like to be called Anastasia or can we call you Ana??) |
It isn't the full moon but he's having a LOT of werewolf problems. Count Atronto's werewolves are special and they can totally shapeshift whenever they want, not just on the full moon. This is actually a real blessing for us, because we know right away that any dark creature lumbering toward us is The Enemy and not any of our own (HI GRANT :) ). We want to shoot them before they shoot us. You cannot be afraid to shoot to kill because if you hesitate EVEN FOR A SECOND, these bad guys are going to get you. I don't want to make anyone freak out but just TRUST me on this, shoot to kill. That means the heart or the head. We want to get out of here alive, not in a coffin.
Guns run out of bullets and bows run out of arrows!! You want weapons that will NOT run out of ammo before you're finished bc if that happens then you are up shit creek without even a stick to make your way up in it.
Take simple-but-smart weapons, like scythes and machetes and swords. I have my crossbow and a pistol but I ALSO have a Bowie knife and a machete. Those are going to be really helpful when i have to cut down a zombie in my path or a werewolf about to attack me. The blade of my Bowie is actually a silver-steel compound made specially for me and my sister so it'll be really helpful w/ those werewolves he was telling us about.
We'll probably have to deal with vampires, werewolves, ghouls, demons, dark sea creatures like kelpies and rusalkas or a vodyanoi in the moat, maybe some sphinxes and trolls... Um maybe also some straight-up goblins and hags, a banshee or some others? IDK there are like, literally, millions of dark, gothic creatures he could be holding in this castle.
IDK I think these are really good starters to making sure we all stay safe and come out of this on top. I think it's important that we all familiarize ourselves with our surroundings but again if you're going to go scouting you NEED to do it in groups!! If one person goes off and gets injured, no one is going to know :\ You guys all have my cell phone, call me if you need me to come find you. I have the castle p much committed to my memory now :) PS you don't want to use the girls' potty in the east wing of the third floor, there's a poltergeist in the last stall and she cries alot :\ I also ran into a Grim Reaper on my way through the attic and he's very nice his name used to be Nathan and he used to be an ice cream truck driver and he told me I'm not on his list of people to die today, so yay! :) There's also a demonic hellhound in the garden whose name is Lucky and I found out that she likes to play catch but be realy really really really careful bc she can set the sticks on hell-fire. She totally singed me :(
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[Jan. 4th, 2010|12:38 am] |
FILTERED TO: TONI
He isn't answering my calls. What is he doing? How is he? Please please please don't be horrible to him. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2010|02:54 pm] |
Oh hi again! I'm in a castle w/ a bunch of people and this guy named Count Atronto. He's rly nice for a Villian guy and I SWEAR I've totally been in a town like that one before. It reminds me of this time Katie and I got lost on our way to our uncle's house and everyone was like "ahhhh you're totally Van Helsings right? can you help us there's this werewolf" and we were like omg guys chillax we totally got this.
We're totally fine, promise!!
This castle is totally AWESOME. Has anyone else jumped on their beds yet? |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2010|04:07 pm] |
Hi guys! Let's not panic ok?? I am doing an inventory of all my weapons and ik I can't use it all so if you need weapons don't hesitate!! It's all in #G110. Ok so here's what I have:
-2 Browning Citori (625 Feather, Heritage)
-1 A-bolt rifle
-1 Walther pp, 2 Glock 17, 1 Browning Buck Mark, 1 Beretta 92
-1 Remington 870 shotgun
-1 M4 Carbine
-4 bows (excalibur vixen crossbow, Barnett predator crossbow, Bear Grizzly recurve, Parker side-kick xp compound)
-1 flamethrower
-a set of throwing knives
-rapiers, cutlass, battle axes
-1 machete (sry prof Murray I still have it)
-5 skinning knives
-3 Bowie knives
-holy grenades
-like 20 wooden stakes and one silver stake
-field hockey and lax sticks
-ice skates and stiletto shoes
-stunguns, tasers and pepper sprayy
You can't have the Barnett crossbow OR the Beretta OR the carbine (I'm taking them, heyooo) but anything else is super fair game. And the flamethrower is rly temperamental so BE CAREFUL. And please please please please PLEASE don't take things if you haven't had the proper training and don't know how to use them bc I don't want people to die because someone was a stupid idiot and wanted to handle a gun they didn't know how to use. OH AND I just ask if you take weapons that you DON'T DRINK too because drinking and handling firearms is just super bad, ok? It is such bad news and you don't want to end up with your nose shot off like my Uncle Herman bc you downed all of your Stoli and THEN decided to go hunting. :)
BE SAFE, GUYS <3
[FILTERED TO: Isaac, Joe, Mary, Violet, William]
HI ARE WE RECONVEENING TO THE SITUATION ROOM? |
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[Dec. 29th, 2009|04:39 pm] |
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Xcalibur is ok for a porno but there were just too many historical inaccuracies and that whole ass to mouth thing was just gross. And an hour and thirty minutes is just way too long. Has anyone else seen it?? What did you think? |
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[Dec. 16th, 2009|01:07 pm] |
FILTERED TO: Cole Jones, Connor Calamitous
Are you guys going to Jackie's dinner party on Sunday? |
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[Dec. 7th, 2009|03:15 pm] |
I have a black eye, bruised ribs and sooooo may bruises all over me. :(
UHHMM But Awww to everyone who left notes with complaints bitching worries under my door, I saw and read all of them!! Sry I didn't answer, I wasn't on campus this weekend like, AT ALL!! But if anyone in Gothics ever needs any assistance, don't forget that William is an RA too!!
I am going to need a long, hot shower after today. A full day of classes, a quiz, a test, and lacrosse practice? Omg :(
[PRIVATE TO HARRIS]
DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AT THE HANDS OF A STORM OF WILDEBEESTS WITH HIGH-HEELED STILETTOS ON THEIR FEET
[PRIVATE TO LANCE]
You should take me out sometime this weekend. That would make me happy.
[PRIVATE TO VAN HELSINGS]
I am SO glad Erik didn't start shit at poor Katrina's party. I wouldn't wait even a single minute to lay the epic smackdown on him and just TOTALLY WRECK HIM!!!!
Anyway how are you doing??? Let's have a girl night, just you and me sometime this week, ok?? |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2009|08:43 pm] |
PRIVATE TO ERIK
YOU CHEATED ON MY SISTER?!?!?
FUCK YOU. |
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